ditch him or die, hipster scum

...And I went on an unannounced hiatus. Oops. I was expecting to have more free time than I did. Well, I guess I never mentioned this, but I had an exchange student from France come stay with me for most of July. He left yesterday and I already miss him very much. His name was Alexandre and he was extremely funny and creative. We went shopping a lot and he likes to go into a store 3 times before purchasing anything. We spent the majority of our days in American Apparel, so I now know where everything is in that store & am even familiar with several of the employees.

Anyways, on one of our shopping expeditions to Urban Outfitters, I ran across this (pictured) tee shirt in the men's section. I squealed so loud and just about died laughing. "Die Hipster Scum" ohhh myyyy. So, naturally I had to buy it, despite the smallest size being a M (when I am a women's XS).

Ahhh, it's too hilarious. Anyways, I was just hanging around the house today, so I skipped the pants and just went for socks. They're my sister's socks (I would never pay $25 for socks even if they were Juicy Couture & even if they did say "Ditch Him") but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's ever worn them.

By the way, some people asked how tall I am...so I guess I can let you in on this little secret. I'm a little over 5 feet tall. Yes! I'm so short. It's really not a fun height to be when your biggest dream, since you were just a little tyke looking through Target ads, has been to be a model. I've never had a growth spurt in my life. Besides being little over 5 feet tall, I have a shoe size of 4....which makes finding shoes ridiculously difficult (& sometimes impossible). So now I have a question for you - how tall did you think I was?