Sunday, November 23, 2008

here comes the human


So I did end up seeing Twilight last night. It is sort of a guilty pleasure, I've decided. It was absolutely dreadful but beyond pleasing at the same time. For your convenience, I've decided to make a list of the best parts & the worst parts.
Best Parts
When Eddy & Emmett are playing baseball & they crash in the air and the lightning flashes behind them
Jasper's one face expression
Edward climbing up the tree with Bella on his back. And then flying from tree to tree
When Jacob Black appears from within the forest at prom
Edward & Billy Black having a staredown from seperate cars
Edward Cullen's glittery skin
When Bella walks in front of the fan and Edward goes all funny
Bella's fantasy of the Edward/Bella vampire porno
The flashback when the Cullens are dressed up like explorers in the jungle
When the Cullens are making Bella Italian food
Bella's pepper spray
The flashback when Carlisle is sucking Edward's blood (Eddy's face)
The entire baseball scene
When they accidentally touch hands and Bella freaks out
Bella's writhing on the floor at the ballet studio sounding like a dying pig
Every scene with Charlie - most notably when he's cleaning his gun
Bella & Edwards face expressions
Worst Parts
When Eddy & Emmett are playing baseball & they crash in the air and the lightning flashes behind them
Jasper's one face expression
Edward climbing up the tree with Bella on his back. And then flying from tree to tree
When Jacob Black appears from within the forest at prom
Jacob Black's hair
Edward Cullen's glittery skin
When Bella walks in front of the fan and Edward goes all funny
Bella's fantasy of the Edward/Bella vampire porno
The flashback when the Cullens are dressed up like explorers in the jungle

The flashback when Carlisle is sucking Edward's blood (Eddy's face)
The entire baseball scene
When they accidentally touch hands and Bella freaks out
Bella's writhing on the floor at the ballet studio sounding like a dying pig
The beginning when Eddy is hunting the little deer
Victoria at prom
Bella & Edwards face expressions
Stephanie Meyer's random cameo appearance
So there you have it. If you have plans to go, watch out. I was crying during the movie because I was trying so so so hard not to laugh (at the parts that were not to be laughed at). I will for sure be buying this when it comes to DVD, no question. p.s. Billy Burke was amazing. I had high hopes for him. The Cullens weren't bad either, especially Kellan Lutz as Emmett.

4 comments:

Isabel said...

Yesss, I love this outfit. You have amazing style. :)

pocketmonsters said...

Hey, I'm Bonjour Girl's cousin (so you know I'm not mad creepin'), and I like your blog. That's all, I might read Twilight because of your review. ha.

Nice and Shiny said...

Ha! Way too funny, I agree that it was a guilty pleasure yet it had it's sour moments.
I was pleasently surprised overall, I was expecting a lot worse. A few parts, like the vampires "superspeed running" and climbing up the trees just looked so absurd in serious moment.
I didn't see Meyers cameo! Maybe that's a good thing, it probably would have pissed me off!
<3<3<3

Katie Beth said...

Wow; I completely agree.
Emmett and Charlie are my favorite from the movies.